US citizens do the work Mexicans won't do.

Date line, Mexico city, Mexico  

     Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa, President of Mexico, asked President Obama to do something about the alarming rate of US citizens illegally working in Mexico. Due to United States record unemployment, American citizens are illegally crossing the Mexican border and taking jobs away from citizens of Mexico.     American activist for equal employment rights, Alex Spencer,  states that US citizens are just doing work Mexican citizens won't do, such as landscaping and agriculture.  "If no one takes the jobs, why can't we?"   An unnamed Mexican official has stated that Yankees are only employed in his country because they take lower wages. Government officials fear the loss of tax revenue due to the fact that most Yankees are paid under the table. President Obama today promised to assist in keeping the border secure.  During a presidential briefing the president was alarmed to hear that the majority of US citizens fleeing to Mexico to find work were registered Democrats. He was later overheard to say, "Who will vote for me if all the Democrats go to Mexico?"   

 In other news, a GOP official discovered that Republicans seem to be fleeing over the border to Canada. In an ironic twist,  they are going to Canada for free government health care.