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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Local activist and humanist litters for those in need

Dateline, Lake Oswego Oregon

       Nancy True, an up-and-coming local activist, today, yet again, shocked her local citizens with a groundbreaking idea and cause.  It's called Litter for Those in Need.  During a press conference in Lake Oswego, Oregon, Miss True explained her plan to the press and followers.  "Litter for Those in Need, is just what it means.  By throwing a soda can out of the window of my car, I provide income for someone less fortunate than myself.  A man or woman can use the deposit on that can and other cans to buy food and clothing for themself and their children.  Children who would not have a meal if I did not take the time to litter during my busy day.  Non-recyclable items such as food wrappings, I also suggest littering our roads and public spaces with.  Picking up garbage along side the road gives inmates and state employees something to do.  If all of us would just throw a piece of garage out of our car window today, we could turn this economy around by providing positions for more unskilled government jobs with good pay and decent benefits.  By playing it forward, all of us can help those in need.  Please litter.  Someday you may need that discarded aluminum can found by the ride of a road or in a park."


Once again, Nancy True sees truth others are blinded to.  America please give a hoot and pollute.

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