KISS army refuses to follow Geneva Convention.

Dateline, Los Angeles, CA

      Once again, KISS refuses to allow basic human rights for its POWs. Most of us are familiar with the Rock Wars started in the 70's by KISS Army Commander General Paul Stanley. Groups such as the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin have spoken out about band members and staff captured by the KISS Army. Rick Jenkins, manager of the Rolling Stones, recalls a flaming arrow shot into his door with a demand of surrender written by Paul Stanley. It's been thirty years and still there is no peace.

Peace International estimates KISS has more than twelve hundred female groupies interred in POW camps. One can only imagine the horror. Some groupies who have escaped, talk about having to dance to KISS disco. Outrages committed by KISS include forcing prisoners to wear KISS makeup and watch the KISS TV special 'Phantom in the Park.' Ron Jammier, a classic rock DJ, escaped a KISS Army POW camp in the middle eighties. "I had to sign a confession stating that I was a KISS enemy. I had to make statements on film saying Queen stole all their music from KISS. I still cry whenever I hear that a new young recruit has been drafted by KISS."

In these trying times, when employment is scarce, beware of your local KISS recruiter. He may promise career opportunities, but please ask yourself, "Am I joining the axis of evil?"