Jessica Lenflower today reported that Sweater Barn in Pasadena, CA is just like Nazi Germany. Miss Lenflower tried to return a sweater without a receipt and without tags yesterday to Sweater Barn. After she was refused a cash refund by the cashier and store manager, she said she realized that this was Nazi Germany and that the Manager Mr. Bob is a member of the Gestapo.
Sweater Barn has issued an apology today and promised to refund the $15.99 she says she spent on the sweater, but it appears such an apology is falling on deaf ears. During a meeting that Miss Lenflower organized at the local garage, she stated that we have to stand up to the Nazis wherever they may be and deal with them. Some examples of know local Nazi nests according to Miss Lynflower, are: the cable company, the post office, the water company, and the paper boy, Sam, who stepped on a flower bed owned by Miss Lenflower. "All of us need to stand up against the iron boot of this Nazi occupation. The US has become just like Hitler's Germany with their policies and rules. We must protest and boycott all of the business and institutions I disagree with until they're gone. In order to be happy, we must stop all of that hate speech you hear and have happy speech." The crowd shouted and stood in great solidarity with Miss Lenflower. When she was asked if she compared her life to those who were in concentration camps, she said her life is much worse.
I must agree with Miss Lenflower. We need to deal with these people. There needs to be special mass transit trains that can take these people we disagree with to special camps. Anyone who says, "No" -- anyone who disagrees with me -- should be dealt with
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