Glen Beck involvement in food bank scandal

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   Celebrated shock jock and right wing liberal hater,  Glen Beck, was today found to be linked to owning seven food banks in the area of Salt Lake City.  Most people assumed that their food donations were being given to those in need.

Perhaps not.  It has been found that over two tons of food from the food bank is eaten by Mr. Beck every month.  Local resident Ema Sidewick cried when she found out that three boxes of her green beans and pumpkin pie filling were eaten by Mr. Beck in one sitting.  She stated, with a tear in her one good eye, "How can one man eat so much bad food that I dislike at one meal?"   This investigator asks Mr Beck - How can one man do such a thing?